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Song Parodies -> "I Only Have Thighs For Two"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Have Eyes For You"
Original Performer:
The Flamingos
Parody Song Title:
"I Only Have Thighs For Two"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
My appetite is like a vacuum
It sucks up anything in view
Did I just eat a bull?
I don't know if I'm hungry or full
I left some french fries for you, dear
Moon's dwarfed by my butt
And I can't see a thing past my gut
Cause I eat enough pies for two
Even when I am walking solo
It's like a crowded avenue
I must fly
To Spokane
And I rented each seat on the plane
So I'd have enough room, plus crew
Cause I only have thighs for two
It sucks up anything in view
Did I just eat a bull?
I don't know if I'm hungry or full
I left some french fries for you, dear
Moon's dwarfed by my butt
And I can't see a thing past my gut
Cause I eat enough pies for two
Even when I am walking solo
It's like a crowded avenue
I must fly
To Spokane
And I rented each seat on the plane
So I'd have enough room, plus crew
Cause I only have thighs for two
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Good job...and you're right in my ballpark, here...the old songs
Thanks! I fell in love with this song when they used it in "The Right Stuff."
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