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Song Parodies -> "Bye, Guy Shtups"
Original Song Title:
"Bye, Bye, Love"
Original Performer:
The Everly Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Bye, Guy Shtups"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Bye, guy shtups
Wife. . .fie!. . .randiness.
Hello, no Congress,
At least not the D.C. kind.
Bye, bye, shtups,
Bye, bye, sleaze caress,
Hello, no congress.
Bye, bye, guy who’s in a bind,
There goes the laying-not-his-wife dude;
He is not happy. . .woulda been screwed
’cause the committee judging ethics
Would rule, his romance, not his best shtik.
Bye, guy shtups
Wife. . .fie!. . .slattern fest.
Hello, no Congress,
At least not the D.C. kind.
Bye, bye, shmuck,
Bye, bye mensch. . .a jest!
Hello, take-a-rest,
Bye, guy, another job find.
His choosing romance
With staffer slut
Put him, not the slattern, in a rut:
His parents paid her off, quite a fee. . .
His Family ways there for all to see.
Bye, bye, putz,
Hello, no Congress,
Also, no congress,
Light out ere you’re charged with crime.
Bye, bye, shmuck,
Bye, bye, empty threads,
Hell, your career’s dead.
The guy wants to spend more time
With his wife—the standard line
That flies from this type o’ slime.
Wife. . .fie!. . .randiness.
Hello, no Congress,
At least not the D.C. kind.
Bye, bye, shtups,
Bye, bye, sleaze caress,
Hello, no congress.
Bye, bye, guy who’s in a bind,
There goes the laying-not-his-wife dude;
He is not happy. . .woulda been screwed
’cause the committee judging ethics
Would rule, his romance, not his best shtik.
Bye, guy shtups
Wife. . .fie!. . .slattern fest.
Hello, no Congress,
At least not the D.C. kind.
Bye, bye, shmuck,
Bye, bye mensch. . .a jest!
Hello, take-a-rest,
Bye, guy, another job find.
His choosing romance
With staffer slut
Put him, not the slattern, in a rut:
His parents paid her off, quite a fee. . .
His Family ways there for all to see.
Bye, bye, putz,
Hello, no Congress,
Also, no congress,
Light out ere you’re charged with crime.
Bye, bye, shmuck,
Bye, bye, empty threads,
Hell, your career’s dead.
The guy wants to spend more time
With his wife—the standard line
That flies from this type o’ slime.
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Too bad his mistress' name isn't Cathy, then you could've done another Everlys song and called him "Cathy's Clown." But you can still use "Bird Dog": "Johnny is a joker... "
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