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Song Parodies -> "Save Those Fat Pants For Me"
Original Song Title:
"Save The Last Dance For Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Drifters
Parody Song Title:
"Save Those Fat Pants For Me"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i have pants
big ol' pants for a guy
whose weight was too high
now, i'm nice and light
its a trial
its a trial for this guy
who'd love to eat all night
till those pants fit right
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
oh i know
i might overdine
and cross the line
go and eat a ton
here's the thing
if you don't eat smart
you'll hurt your heart
and that's no fun
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
don't you know that i love food so
i use it as a crutch
but i'm afraid that i just might let go
and pig out way too much
keep those pants
if that pair is gone
i'll have none to don
if my size should grow
there's a chance
if my diet's blown
and those pants are thrown
that my ass may show
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
big ol' pants for a guy
whose weight was too high
now, i'm nice and light
its a trial
its a trial for this guy
who'd love to eat all night
till those pants fit right
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
oh i know
i might overdine
and cross the line
go and eat a ton
here's the thing
if you don't eat smart
you'll hurt your heart
and that's no fun
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
don't you know that i love food so
i use it as a crutch
but i'm afraid that i just might let go
and pig out way too much
keep those pants
if that pair is gone
i'll have none to don
if my size should grow
there's a chance
if my diet's blown
and those pants are thrown
that my ass may show
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
i can't forget that maybe i'll grow
and i'm not into nudity
so darlin'...save those fat pants for me
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Well, not lol but I love the autobiographical view. I can relate having been about 10 sizes bigger at one point that I am now. Oddly enough diet doesn't do squat for me weight-wise, excersize did it all.
Hee hee
Funny stuff...and sings great...Fat seems to be your theme, lately...and this is heavyweight in more ways than one...5's
Fine rhyming. Fives.
thanks red ant adagio AFW and john
Stay away from whoever it was who wrote "Goodbye Enormous Jeans!"
three supersize 5's
thanks michael and carol
Inseam = 555.
I totally relate to this, Al. I never throw trousers away....a) because I'm cheap, and b) because my weight does tend to yo-yo. Great stuff. 555
thanks johnny and kristof
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