It's over my arse when I skip a rhythm
(rhythm)
Gone to Yarmouth for Miss Alexa Chung
(oh, ah, oh)

I've been playing with Twitter
when I meet Alexa Chung today oh, who can it be
She's with ChuckyG, yeah
I don't need them two at home

Were we there when T4 was on (it was on)
Please make sure I be over there for her
(please be sure)
from this paint I don't go onto
(onto)
You're a student now so I guess you shut the f''k up now

I'm living in Scunthorpe
with Miss Alexa Chung
oh, and ChuckyG
I still dream of these silly times
oh, I wander how

Oh, oh, ah, oh, oh, oh, ah, oh
Oh, oh, ah, oh, oh, oh, ah, oh

I've been living in Merseyside
with Alexa and ChuckyG
I've had so much fun
I stand clearly now
I've been nice to Alexa

ooh, aaaaah