Song Parodies -> "Nicholas Sandmann"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandaman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Nicholas Sandmann"

Parody Written by:

Pat LeBlanc

The Lyrics

Nicholas Sandmann is the 16 year old high school student that was falsely accused of inciting a confrontation with a tribal elder at a demonstration in Washington, DC. Because he was wearing a MAGA hat, the Mainstream media ran with a false narrative without ever checking the facts.

Nick-lus Sandmann, A lib-ral’s dream
The whitest priv-ledge that you’ve ever seen
Give him a hat with four letters on it
Then lie about him, the truth you must O-mit

Sandmann, I can’t explain
M S N B C, must have no brain
Stood his ground is what it seems
Nick-lus Sandmann, you make them scream

Nick-lus Sandmann, a dream no more
But facts are something the left must ignore
Chris Hayes told us that you are a big jerk
Can’t tell the diff-rence ‘tween a smile and a smirk

Sandmann, they’re so upset
The perfect patsy, even Rachel got wet
Stood your ground is what it seems
Nick-lus Sandmann, they’re out of steam

Nick-lus Sandmann, file them a suit.
Phillips a hero? That just don’t compute
The WaPo’s lies will cost them dearly
Lin Wood will sock them for a bundle clearly

Nick-lus Sandmann, when will they learn?
All of their lies caused their ratings downturn
Whether old or in your youth
Nick-lus Sandmann, stand up, please, please, please
Nick-lus Sandmann, stand for the truth

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Arch Vile - June 21, 2019 - Report this comment

Ok. Good job Pat. Admit it. You had to look at my parody Enter Nick Sandmann and got pissed that you didn't write it first. Or you had to get some ideas from that song to write this one. I can't believe I missed such an obvious OS, but it probably would not be played at the karaoke bar.

Pat LeBlanc - June 21, 2019 - Report this comment

Arch, I wrote this parody before I even knew this site existed. I posted it on FB and didn't get any response so I found this site and posted it here.

Callmelennie - June 21, 2019 - Report this comment

This is good. And you can take my word for it because I'm a trained parody proffessional .. and I never lie. I did this one two, as part of a three-tune parody package under the title "The Recon Ranger Hymn" (From the stalls of Maytag-zuma to the stores of Whirlpoolie) ...... Some of my lines are better than yours; some of yours are better than mine. You got some good lines. Check it out

Pat LeBlanc - June 21, 2019 - Report this comment

I like the Recon Ranger. I hadn't looked up his backstory before.

Arch Vile - June 22, 2019 - Report this comment

Ok. Pat. I didn't want to break your interest. That reminds me, it's about time I posted my next installment of my Breaking Bad tribute album.

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