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Song Parodies -> "Surprise!"
Original Song Title:
"Section 11"
Original Performer:
The cast of "Les Miserables"
Parody Song Title:
"Surprise!"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
Part 11 of "The Unfortunates" again is a fill-in between principal songs, but is submitted for those following the whole story.
SURPRISE!
(Mildred almost faints from the cold. Connor arrives on the scene)
Connor (as Gordon Glee)
Er, just a minute, if you please
This couple I would like to meet.
Travers
You’re our MP!
Connor
Yes that is correct.
They both need
To find a shelter, not park seat.
Travers
You’re our MP!
Mildred
Oh my God!
Connor
What can I do?
I seem to think I know you.
I recognize your face.
Where have I seen you before?
Why do you walk the streets
On a cold night like this?
Mildred
You don’t remember, I can see,
For it was many years ago
You took my daughter on a spree,
But afterwards you didn’t know
She gave birth to a child.
Connor
Is this true, well blow me down!
Am I truly a dad?
Glad my wife never knew!
Mildred
Poor Annie’s got no money,
She’s gone and lost it all.
We’re both out on the street.
Connor
By the Lord I’ll listen to their call.
I must help them all!
I must help them all!
Travers
But you’re an MP!
Connor
I must help them all!
Travers
But you’re an MP!
Voices
Watch out! It’s a cyclist, no lights!
(Mildred almost faints from the cold. Connor arrives on the scene)
Connor (as Gordon Glee)
Er, just a minute, if you please
This couple I would like to meet.
Travers
You’re our MP!
Connor
Yes that is correct.
They both need
To find a shelter, not park seat.
Travers
You’re our MP!
Mildred
Oh my God!
Connor
What can I do?
I seem to think I know you.
I recognize your face.
Where have I seen you before?
Why do you walk the streets
On a cold night like this?
Mildred
You don’t remember, I can see,
For it was many years ago
You took my daughter on a spree,
But afterwards you didn’t know
She gave birth to a child.
Connor
Is this true, well blow me down!
Am I truly a dad?
Glad my wife never knew!
Mildred
Poor Annie’s got no money,
She’s gone and lost it all.
We’re both out on the street.
Connor
By the Lord I’ll listen to their call.
I must help them all!
I must help them all!
Travers
But you’re an MP!
Connor
I must help them all!
Travers
But you’re an MP!
Voices
Watch out! It’s a cyclist, no lights!
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