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Song Parodies -> "Empty Calls and Empty Emails"
Original Song Title:
"Empty Chairs and Empty Tables"
(MP3)Original Performer:
the cast of "Les Miserables"
Parody Song Title:
"Empty Calls and Empty Emails"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
Part 47 of "The Unfortunates", and Mark is still pining after Rosette.
EMPTY CALLS AND EMPTY EMAILS
(Mark is wondering why he hasn’t heard from Rosette)
Mark
I am grieved that I’ve heard nothing
On computer or my phone.
Empty calls and empty emails
Make me feel so much alone.
I have had my share of girlfriends
But it wasn’t till I met
This new love I hope to marry,
My new love who is Rosette.
As I can see my life ahead.
I sit here in my bedsit
I envisage children playing
In their playroom now.
The passion that I feel inside
Is something that I cannot hide.
I want to show how good I am in bed!
Oh Rosette, why can’t you see me?
(He imagines Rosette is beside him)
Here I am without you here.
I’m upset you haven’t called me
I’m in pain and close to tears!
I can see you here beside me,
I can feel you if I try.
Empty calls and empty emails
Tell me that it’s one big lie.
(The picture of Rosette disappears)
Oh Rosette, Rosette, make contact,
Give me one more chance to try.
Empty calls and empty emails
Make me want to go and die…
(Mark is wondering why he hasn’t heard from Rosette)
Mark
I am grieved that I’ve heard nothing
On computer or my phone.
Empty calls and empty emails
Make me feel so much alone.
I have had my share of girlfriends
But it wasn’t till I met
This new love I hope to marry,
My new love who is Rosette.
As I can see my life ahead.
I sit here in my bedsit
I envisage children playing
In their playroom now.
The passion that I feel inside
Is something that I cannot hide.
I want to show how good I am in bed!
Oh Rosette, why can’t you see me?
(He imagines Rosette is beside him)
Here I am without you here.
I’m upset you haven’t called me
I’m in pain and close to tears!
I can see you here beside me,
I can feel you if I try.
Empty calls and empty emails
Tell me that it’s one big lie.
(The picture of Rosette disappears)
Oh Rosette, Rosette, make contact,
Give me one more chance to try.
Empty calls and empty emails
Make me want to go and die…
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