Song Parodies -> "Lay's A Real"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

"Lay's A Real"

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The Lyrics

Lay's a real "Don't Care Man."
He got rich, just as he planned.
Screwing Enron; Don't Care Man's a Bush buddy.

Wasn't greed his point of view?
Profits for the greedy few.
Lay is not a bit like you or me.

Don't Care Man's not chastened
Enron's fall was hastened.
Don't Care Man, Enron's no longer at your command.
(Where's Dubya?)

People find his robbery
Just as low as one could be.
Don't Care Man has no ethics at all.

Don't Care Man may worry
He'll serve time.
Inquiry... 'bout Enron's fall:
"Did somebody else lend Lay a hand?"
(Yeah, Dubya!)

Wasn't greed his point of view?
Profits for the greedy few.
Lay is not a bit like you or me.

Lay's a real "Don't Care Man."
He got rich, just as he planned.
Screwing Enron, Don't Care Man's a Bush buddy.
Screwing Enron, Don't Care Man's a Bush buddy.
Screwing Enron, Don't Care Man's a Bush buddy.

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