Song Parodies -> "Rabbi Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Rabbi Man"

Parody Written by:

Gary Marmer

The Lyrics

Particularly inspiring to those Jews (and Christians) who are getting a little tired of internet-borrowed sermons.

He's a real Rabbi man
Sitting on the Temple can
Making all his Rabbi plans for Friday

Doesn't have a sermon yet
Knows not what he'll say I bet
Maybe they won't notice one from last year

Rabbi Man
I'm thinking
That you will start drinking
Rabbi Man
Get your head out of the sand

Throws one away that sounds too dumb
Crumples up another one
Rabbi Man you'll never get one this way

Rabbi Man
Please listen
You don't know what you're missin
Rabbi Man
The internet can lend you a hand

Logs right on to d'var dot com
Shrugs and says "it can do no harm"
Sees one that he likes about King David's Psalm

Rabbi Man
Don't worry
There's no need to hurry
Rabbi Man
The internet is at your command

He's a real Rabbi man
Sitting on the Temple can
Making all his Rabbi plans on PC

Making all his Rabbi plans on PC
Making all his Rabbi plans on PC

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