Picture yourself in your car on a turnpike.
With streets paved with gold, and mansions quite tall.
Something strange ails you...you turn your head slowly.
A sight that could make your skin crawl.

Gobs of face makeup of yellow and green
Purple boots make your head spin.
Blue nail polish; black eyelashes down to her chin.

Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds, ah ah!

Follow her down to this house in a forest
With huge golden doors like 40 feet high.
The next day you hear her...she's bragging to girlfriends
About all the things she can buy.

Boyfriends adore her...for what?...you don't know.
They see that she doesn't care.
Yet they persist also knowing there's nothing upstairs.

Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds, ah ah!

Picture yourself in your car on the turnpike.
You're going back home surrounded by greens.
You lose your fender as your car hits a pothole
Good morning and welcome to Queens!

Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds, ah ah!

Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds, ah ah!

Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds, ah ah!

Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds
Lucy on Long Island with diamonds, ah ah! {fade}