Pike up for dude-stick; the bang ain’t just one—
The Pennsylvania Poker.
Prick up his “partner”. . .those boys are such fun
For Pennsylvania Poker.
He started to bang ’em after he’d begun
His “charity” to “train.” Yeah!
For boy bods he has a mania,
The screw-’em Poker from Pennsylvania.

He’s “romancing”
Those little lads that he jumps upon
Post-depantsing; this goes on and on.
Where’s Joe? He’s gone.

Jerry, carefree, gay,
Didn’t answer for the crimes he
Committed over years—
In this enclave, he’d no fears. . .
No kissing—he just put his lance right in.

Eyesight for dude-stick?
At Penn State there’s none.
No Pennsylvania oglers.
Stick to Omerta RE: boys that he’s done,
The Pennsylvania ’ Nostra.
His partners said, “Bang ’em—go on have your fun,
No, we will not restrain ya.”
It appears they have no shame, naw!
The sports grotesques who are Penn State [facili]tators.


Pokstscript:

But there’s more dude stick;
The story ain’t done. . .
Nittany lyin’ mania.
Finally the cops detain ya
For bein’ Poker of Pennsylvania.