He'll play Tarzan, he'll play Charmans
Many funny getups he'll wear
And he's clever, with whatever
He's improving as an actor

Oh, he's funny and he's charming
And often times quite alarming
When he gets them going
They cant keep from laughing

Everytime they hear his goombah pah
Everybody bursts out ha ha ha
They want to laugh the time away
They'll all go hah-hee-hah-hee-hay

When they hear his chutzpah, on the floor, they ROAR!
He's the big fun guy they keep raving for
When all the Klieglights are shining
The smiles abound - he's delighting

Roll out Will Ferril, he is a barrel of laughs
Roll out Will Ferrell, in Leiderhossen or chaps
Sight gag, apparrel, brings down the house with mad cheers
Now's the time to watch Will Ferrell, till 'the lockdown' clears

(Festive Bravarian chant)
Yah-yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah

When they see his sketches, they want more-more-more-more
He's the anchor guy they're raving for
Watch his performance - he'll make a scene
Low-key he'll clown or go high string

Freak bravado he channels yah-yah-yah-yah

Roll him out, roll him out, roll out Will Ferrell
Yah-yah-yah yah-yah yah-yah yah-yah-yah-yah-yah
He's a ham of great skill
Yucks it up to the hilt
Roll him out, roll him out
Let's do the Will Ferrell Polka