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Song Parodies -> "Bokken Packin' Mama"
Original Song Title:
"Pistol Packin' Mama"
Original Performer:
The Andrew Sisters
Parody Song Title:
"Bokken Packin' Mama"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
We had an accident at dojo.
Lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Oh, swinging swords in a dojo
we were having fun
then in one fight - I blew out his lights
And now I'm on the run!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Oh, his aim was keen but his block slow
and mine did hit his skull -
But it's so thick it felt but a prick -
Luck that sword was dull!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama
Lay that thing down before oops... you hit and hurt somebody!
Oh, my lord, he fights in the SCA
And he sure can watch his side -
and he thoght he'd score on me once more -
The most was hurt his pride!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Pappy made a blow with sword -
Then a reply came;
His block was slow - so no he'll know
He can't do that to Mame!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Oh, swinging swords in a dojo
we were having fun
then in one fight - I blew out his lights
And now I'm on the run!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Oh, swinging swords in a dojo
we were having fun
then in one fight - I blew out his lights
And now I'm on the run!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Oh, his aim was keen but his block slow
and mine did hit his skull -
But it's so thick it felt but a prick -
Luck that sword was dull!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama
Lay that thing down before oops... you hit and hurt somebody!
Oh, my lord, he fights in the SCA
And he sure can watch his side -
and he thoght he'd score on me once more -
The most was hurt his pride!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Pappy made a blow with sword -
Then a reply came;
His block was slow - so no he'll know
He can't do that to Mame!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
Oh, swinging swords in a dojo
we were having fun
then in one fight - I blew out his lights
And now I'm on the run!
Oh, lay that bokken down, Babe.
Lay that bokken down!
Bokken packin' mama -
Lay that bokken down!
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