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Song Parodies -> "Beans, Beans, Beans"
Original Song Title:
"Music, Music, Music"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Teresa Brewer
Parody Song Title:
"Beans, Beans, Beans"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
In memory of Teresa Brewer
Put a pot of pork and beans,
On the buffet - By all means.
I like down to earth cuisine,
And music, music, music!
Cauliflower melody,
Harmony with broccoli -
Add beans to the recipe,
For music, music, music!
Waiter, bring more beans, waiter!
What makes any meal a treat for me -
Is a loud sphincter melody.
Pinto beans and black beans, too,
Nothing but legumes will do,
I adore beans in my stew,
And music, music, music.
On the buffet - By all means.
I like down to earth cuisine,
And music, music, music!
Cauliflower melody,
Harmony with broccoli -
Add beans to the recipe,
For music, music, music!
Waiter, bring more beans, waiter!
What makes any meal a treat for me -
Is a loud sphincter melody.
Pinto beans and black beans, too,
Nothing but legumes will do,
I adore beans in my stew,
And music, music, music.
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ah yes, it was like music to my nose, 2eagle - 555
bubbly !
I gas you know you're getting 555
Eating your veggies like a good boy, I see. Musical trivia: The "closer" part (to which you've put "Waiter") was taken from the 2nd Hungarian Rhapsody of Franz Liszt.
Steve K; Really!! I noticed that myself, but I thought that was coincidental. I thought of that old song when I remembered something that keeps going around the net. The was seen in a church bulletin, "Bean supper in the social hall - music will follow." And then I read that Teresa Brewer died the next day.
Bean there, done that, stained the T-shirt. 555
Excellent musical 'fruit'!
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