Some people say that man portrayed Elmer Fudd;
A poor charade, doubtless hustled each bud,
Wrestled in mud; bland spin he'd drone
Behind statist streak of Barack that's wrong.

He served sixteen terms; what did we get?
An open gay scolding us steeper in debt.
Grim Reaper, won't you call him if he wants mo'? [1]
He owed his role to his New Bedford core. [2]

He was sworn in 'eighty-one as Dems didn't shine.
His shtick up in government was balking red line. [3]
He served sixteen terms with number-one goal,
And the ward boss said, "Well-tested pie-hole!" [4]

He served sixteen terms; what did we get?
An open gay scolding us steeper in debt.
Grim Reaper, won't you call him if he wants mo'?
He owed his role to his New Bedford core.

Slimed by porn, in 'ninety he was censured in vain.
Right-wing-in-trouble was his little game.
He was praised in the med'ia as a Kennedy lion. [5]
Cain't normal hormoned woman make his talk like mine?

He served sixteen terms; what did we get?
An open gay scolding us steeper in debt.
Grim Reaper, won't you call him if he wants mo'?
He owed his role to his New Bedford core.

He could see loss comin'; fettered, stepped aside.
Could not again win it (saw twenty-ten tide).
Won district morphin', his brothers lost zeal. [6]
If the right wing didn't get him, 'twas the left wing's deal.

He served sixteen terms; what did we get?
An open gay scolding us steeper in debt.
Grim Reaper, won't you call him if he wants mo'?
He owed his role to his New Bedford core.