A little shook, how could you do this?
Real basic step you have to know
Sat at this table in complete shock, can't let you go
Until you explain this weird sight
Your eyes look just a little glazed
Have you been here since opening time? That can't be great
So I'll try not to blow my stack, though
I hope that you can see the inner strength that shows
Look at my food for me, let that work through your dome
Something's missing now

A certain something isn't on show
It looks diff'rent to the image, this ain't cool
Don't wanna become the douche
Who's massively rude
To fast food workers, that sucks
But someone here has screwed up, I must know
Who thought my burger lunch
Should be made without the bun
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Somebody back there's being foolish
Paying attention's not their goal
Six hundred burgers in a single shift, that will bring faults
Could also be me who's the one who's crazy
I have no trust in my mouth
To not botch my own order and find I've screwed me now
Don't say we'll never know, never know
It makes you look like some blame-defecting pro

This isn't something I can let go
Such a basic damn component, isn't cool
Forgot the mayo? Less rude
Got my own, it's true
If the lettuce equals "none"
I'll be alright, my head will not explode
But a burger for lunch
Should've been made with the bun

I insist that you switch, one replacement now, not soon
I'm pretty sure you've noticed
This "burger" is a cold mess, not great

That's a problem, don't you think so?
Going-home trip to learn what's been done to me
Had to come back, that means
There's no warmth in my meat
I'm gonna need a fresh one
Let's hope you get the order right this time
'Cause it will be so dumb
For one more to lack the bun
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh