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Song Parodies -> "The Second Rhymes Are Found"

Original Song Title:

"The Second Time Around"

Original Performer:

Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme

Parody Song Title:

"The Second Rhymes Are Found"

Parody Written by:

Baeutiful

The Lyrics

Inspired by (i.e., "stolen from") Airfarcewon's "The Second Rhyme Around" http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/franksinatra216.shtml
Songs get parodied the second rhymes are found,
Once you find some silly homophonic sounds

You might find a song whose title is benign
And then alter it by substituting twisted, silly rhyme

You could take the song “I Wanna Hold Your Hand”
And just twist it to “I’m Fond of Coulter’s Glands”

Once you have the hook, at times the lyric almost writes itself
So don’t try too hard
Like some pedantic bard
Have fun, let down your guard the second rhymes are found

Life gets sillier the second rhymes are found
So much goofier when you can mess around

Turn a song of love into a full-out farce
Or a parody that’s greater than “the bum of all its farts”

You can take a song like “Candle In the Wind”
Make an ode to granny: “Gram’s Still Passing Wind”

There’s no rules at all, just take a stab and see what might come through
If you get the urge,
Just do a title search
And see what might emerge the second rhymes are found

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