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Song Parodies -> "Cigarette Stompers"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Dreamer"
Original Performer:
Stephen Foster
Parody Song Title:
"Cigarette Stompers"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
Cigarette stompers, watch out please
Don't have to withstand cigar-splashing freaks
Taking cigarettes off your hands and
Destroy them on the ground, they're out of hand
Cigarette stompers, arrived at last
Listen up guys, winners must not smoke
They think your lungs will die so fast
Cigarette stompers, comin' toward me
Cigarette stompers, will they harass me?
Cigarette stompers, out on the brink
They thought cigarette users just stink
Please don't smoke, it's bad for your health
Don't buy a pack or two, don't waste your wealth
Cigarette stompers, smokers must quit
Otherwise, they will get beaten up quick
Refrain from that crack, why fight it?
Cigarette stompers, comin' after me
Cigarette stompers, acting so strangely
Don't have to withstand cigar-splashing freaks
Taking cigarettes off your hands and
Destroy them on the ground, they're out of hand
Cigarette stompers, arrived at last
Listen up guys, winners must not smoke
They think your lungs will die so fast
Cigarette stompers, comin' toward me
Cigarette stompers, will they harass me?
Cigarette stompers, out on the brink
They thought cigarette users just stink
Please don't smoke, it's bad for your health
Don't buy a pack or two, don't waste your wealth
Cigarette stompers, smokers must quit
Otherwise, they will get beaten up quick
Refrain from that crack, why fight it?
Cigarette stompers, comin' after me
Cigarette stompers, acting so strangely
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How about the Cigar smokers ???
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