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Song Parodies -> "Q-Tip, Ear Cleaner"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Dreamer"
Original Performer:
Stephan Foster
Parody Song Title:
"Q-Tip, Ear Cleaner"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Some of us here missed our calling. We should be writing advertising jingles.....
Q-Tip, ear reamer, clean out the dirt
I can't get in there by using my shirt
Sounds are all muddled, from all the wax
Which sometimes is handy when I play the sax
Q-Tip, ear cleaner, alcohol swab
Getting in places fingers won't go
Clearing the mucus is that product's job
Q-Tip, ear reamer use it real slow
Q-Tip, ear reamer, u-s-e-i-t-r-e-a-l-s-l-o-w
Q-Tip, ear reamer, moist cotton tip
Wipe tender places, hope I don't slip
Dabbing the iodine, keeping it clean
Rubbing the oxides off my machine
Q-Tip, ear reamer, still good for more
Poking at dust that get in your car
Getting the dirt spots off of the floor
Q-Tip, ear reamer, don't go in too far
Q-Tip, ear reamer, don't go in too AAAHHHHGGGHHH!!
I can't get in there by using my shirt
Sounds are all muddled, from all the wax
Which sometimes is handy when I play the sax
Q-Tip, ear cleaner, alcohol swab
Getting in places fingers won't go
Clearing the mucus is that product's job
Q-Tip, ear reamer use it real slow
Q-Tip, ear reamer, u-s-e-i-t-r-e-a-l-s-l-o-w
Q-Tip, ear reamer, moist cotton tip
Wipe tender places, hope I don't slip
Dabbing the iodine, keeping it clean
Rubbing the oxides off my machine
Q-Tip, ear reamer, still good for more
Poking at dust that get in your car
Getting the dirt spots off of the floor
Q-Tip, ear reamer, don't go in too far
Q-Tip, ear reamer, don't go in too AAAHHHHGGGHHH!!
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Ooops, you went in too far, time for a visit to the Ear Doctor.
ooh eee ooh ah ah
I can identify with the line about the sax.
funniest one i read today
Don't know this, but it's funny
(ABC) Rick - That last line changes the parody to "Q-Tip, Ear SCREAMER". Funny stuff. 5's...
(ABC) See above...still a jolly ear-full!
(ABC) Great title, nice rhyming, an enjoyable read. Ears some fives.
Another excellent one, Rick - beautifully constructed.
You know, Q-Tip brand cotton swabs are the only brand I use. The other brands are either flimsy, poorly constructed, or both. This parody is neither. And I can identify with the line about the shirt.
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