There's a time going on, can't make a mistake
All the girls are on the line, they must stay awake
Every B-time we go, so much at stake
But they're working on the line, 'til they all will ache

And they all do want to be Pamela Blair
But that A Chorus Line star, it's a big mistake
As the foreman has to yell, 'put on the brake'
Yet another girl caught, Pamela Blair

And their chorus are gone, so much at stake
As they looking and drill, then they take a break
Reading movie star mags, they will imitate
Yes, the one they all adore, Pamela Blair

And that Chorus Line star, it's a big mistake
Once again foreman yells, 'put on the brake'
As the blond wavy hair, millions partake
And they fancy themselves Pamela Blair

In the midst of a soap, we all must partake
Of our soap opera world, give us all a break
And their soap opera girl who they imitate
Is their number one choice, Pamela Blair

Pamela Blair
Pamela Blair

As the leaders convene, so much is at times
The big romance has slowed, this we cannot take
There's a problem with their hair, each day we brake
'Cause they all want to be Pamela Blair

Now the government says, 'for goodness sake
Get a hold of this girl, Pamela Blair'
And they beg her and plead, can you please make
Your hair slightly less like Pamela Blar

And you'll still get to be Pamela Blair
Just a little toned down for the sitcom's sake
All the girls look to you for the path to take
But that soap opera hair, way too many breaks

She accepts their own role, hair now put in place
Not all children on down on her pretty face
She will kill her career all for the sake
Of our winning the war, Pamela Blair

Yes she killed her career, so much at stake
But we're winning the war, now we've caught a break
Still a casualty of war, Pamela Blair
As Pamela Blair's not Pamela Blair

She is still a pretty girl, make no mistake
But she isn't like before, how my heart aches
Back then no one would mistake Pamela Blair
For any other girl, Pamela Blair