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Song Parodies -> "The Tweets Go On"

Original Song Title:

"The Beat Goes On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sonny & Cher

Parody Song Title:

"The Tweets Go On"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The tweets go on, the tweets go on.
Thumbs keep pounding out
hiccups of the brain.
Blah-blah-blah-blah tweets:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blahs.

Charlatan is filled with rage, oh yeah.
Would turn back history’s page, oh yeah.
He’ll reach up skirts to grab that thing, oh yeah!
Teeny fingers do more than key-plink, oh yeah.

The tweets go on, the tweets go on.
Dumb abounding—
an insect nibblin’ brain,
as in “Brain Dead”? He
blah-blah-blah-blah-blahs.

He goes on more after it starts, oh yeah;
there’s no end to the brain farts, oh no.
Hope that he don’t start a nuclear war!
Better on keys than button, finger short!!

And the tweets go on, the tweets go on
Dumb abounding—
what’s nibblin’ on that brain?
Chomp-chomp-chomp-chomp eats:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah

Grandpa’s nubile daughter he would kiss
and engage in connubial bliss.
The farts keep a-comin’ sans reason or rhyme.
Wonder how anyone can waste so much time?

And the tweets go on, the tweets go on.
Thumbs keep pounding out
id runs from the brain.
Blah-blah-blah-blah tweets:
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blahs.

And the tweets go on,
yes the tweets go on,
and the tweets go on, on, on, on, on, on, on……………..

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 9

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Callmelennie - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment
And there I was -- all full of myself for posting TWO parodies on the same topic last Friday ....
John Jenkins - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment
Well done, John.

I have a cousin who is married to a Republican congressman. They have not been particularly pleased with their Party's nominee, who somehow got elected, and his tweets. In a recent email, she referred to his imperfections, but refused to mention his name. My assessment of the President and his tweets is the same.
Jonathan - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment
and here's me, a "right-wing nutjob" giving this parody 455 for being well-written!
Larry Hensley - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment
You'd think he would give that up now. Thought the "Hope that he don’t start a nuclear war" line was appropriate, it's scary for him to be in such a position of power. 555
paul robinson - October 26, 2018 - Report this comment
This one is great, JB. Been thinking of posting something fairly similar. Just in early stages now, so it may be a while before it's fit to post (if ever)

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