somebody once told me that dairy queen was good
and i should go order me a blizzard
i don't what they meant but i tried it anyway
and i really loved it

well the blizzards start comin' and they don't stop comin'
got no more cash and my stomach starts hummin'
didn't make sense not to stop eatin'
so i keep on orderin them even though i can't offord em

Hey now
you're at dairy queen
spend your life
be weird
hey now
you can order things
that you want to
come here
and all those blizzards are mine!
go order your own or I'll kill you

it's a cold place
and they say it get's colder
so come over here and bring your math folder
didn't make sense not to eat these for fun
your brain is froze
but your crave is done

so much to eat
to may sweets
so let's bring it all home
doesn't matter if you steel them (steel!)
doesn't matter if the catch you (catch!

Hey now
you're at dairy queen
spend your life
be weird
hey now
you can order things
that you want to
come here
and all those blizzards are mine!
go order your own or I'll kill you

some body once asked " can i order some ice cream"
I said "sure heres some free cakes"
the manager said "what?> what are you doin' he needs to pay the charge himself because we all need a little cash"

well the blizzards start comin' and they don't stop comin'
got no more cash and my stomach starts hummin'
didn't make sense not to stop eatin'
so i keep on orderin them even though i can't offord em

Hey now
you're at dairy queen
spend your life
be weird
hey now
you can order things
that you want to
come here
and all those blizzards are mine!
go order your own or I'll kill you

and all those blizzards are mine
go order your own or I'll kill you

and all those blizzards are mine
go order your own...