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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Eat at the German Deli"
Original Song Title:
"I Want Peanut Butter & Jelly"
Original Performer:
Silly Kids Songs
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Eat at the German Deli"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Been eating at my local German Deli and wanted to write about some of the delicious food there! I seldom do parodies involving food...
I wanna eat at the German Deli
Jagdwurst & Veal Loaf
Satisfies my appetite
German sub is a delight
Schencker’s soda is not light
Like dark beers- packs heavy might
[Come in brown bottles to block the light]
Put a pickle in there too
Beef sticks? Want them? Sure I do!
The Deli is packed like a zoo
Waiting for that German food
[Bratwurst, Liverwurst, German brews!]
I wanna eat at the German Deli
Jagdwurst & Veal Loaf
Wrap some Muenster for the road
Feed the kinder back at home
Ate too much- gonna explode
Wish I could use the commode
But Kraut food processes… oh so slow!!!
I wanna eat at the German Deli
Jagdwurst & Veal Loaf
This is what I love the most
Health food Delis are just gross…
Jagdwurst & Veal Loaf
Satisfies my appetite
German sub is a delight
Schencker’s soda is not light
Like dark beers- packs heavy might
[Come in brown bottles to block the light]
Put a pickle in there too
Beef sticks? Want them? Sure I do!
The Deli is packed like a zoo
Waiting for that German food
[Bratwurst, Liverwurst, German brews!]
I wanna eat at the German Deli
Jagdwurst & Veal Loaf
Wrap some Muenster for the road
Feed the kinder back at home
Ate too much- gonna explode
Wish I could use the commode
But Kraut food processes… oh so slow!!!
I wanna eat at the German Deli
Jagdwurst & Veal Loaf
This is what I love the most
Health food Delis are just gross…
I usually buy a German sandwhich on German rye with Jagdwurst and Veal Loaf, German swiss cheese, shredded lettuce, German mustard, light mayo, tomatoes, red onions, and pickles (dell slices on the side). I have a Schencker's cream or root beer soda to wash it down and usually take some German beef sticks, sliced Muenster cheese, and German potato salad to go. It's expensive, around $24 US, but worth it. The only thing I like better is a "hugging cow" with fried pickles... but hard to come by in Northern Cali unless you make it at home by yourself ;-)
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When I saw this title I expected the wurst.
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