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Song Parodies -> "Pimple Cream"

Original Song Title:

"Licking Cream"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sevendust

Parody Song Title:

"Pimple Cream"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

The countdown to 50 parodies continues, this being number 49....it's about pimples, if you couldn't figure it out. Dedicated to teenagers and Pimple Cream everywhere
You are a teen
The years of hell
And now you need
Pimple Cream, not swell

You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)

Atop your nose
A pimple grows
Look like Rudolph
That really blows

You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)

So many zits....
[repeat]

You want to look good
Like most normal guys should
But your face is full
Of many a pimple
Oh, why, oh why, why?
You just want to die
Your only hope, only dream
Is the can of pimple cream

You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(They will start to spread over your face)
You have so many zits in-between your eyes
(Use pimple cream to get rid of their trace)

So many zits....
[repeat]

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Overall Rating: 1.8

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Jeffery - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't know the original.....but very funny! Nice job!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
The upside of pimples, you can go to Star Trek Conventions without having to spend hours putting on makeup to look like a Viidian or Klingon. Zit-pop and prosper!
pankaj - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
sir i re to you iam pimple plobealm tonext 1 month ago iam rec to you

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