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Song Parodies -> "I Have Some Stale Couscous"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Have Some Stale Couscous"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I have some stale couscous. . .
day thirty-nine.
Got the consistency of juice—
I ain’t tryin
it, am not tryin’.
I just couldn’t stand to
try chowin’ it down
Up I’d chuck it and to
the ground it would cascade, in a mound.
Nix to the stale couscous—
not good to dine
on—nein!
Stale couscous
looks like juice;
color’s puce
I would puke,
and right now
if it went there:
into my tummy.
Not good chow—
it’s slimy.
You know, this stale couscous
ain’t fit for swine!
day thirty-nine.
Got the consistency of juice—
I ain’t tryin
it, am not tryin’.
I just couldn’t stand to
try chowin’ it down
Up I’d chuck it and to
the ground it would cascade, in a mound.
Nix to the stale couscous—
not good to dine
on—nein!
Stale couscous
looks like juice;
color’s puce
I would puke,
and right now
if it went there:
into my tummy.
Not good chow—
it’s slimy.
You know, this stale couscous
ain’t fit for swine!
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Ah, nice cause for couscous, Cuzz ,
I've only ever seen the stuff, dry, semi-powdered, in a box. But it was probably stale too.
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