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Song Parodies -> "They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 11)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 11)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dedicated to WCJ... haven't done one of these since 10/21/11. This is about the new "Dredd" movie starring Karl Urban. Set in Megacity 1 (Boston-D.C.) the Ma-Ma Clan are waging war against the judges and producing a deadly drug called Slo-Mo. When Dredd is sent in with a psychic recruit named Cassandra, all hell breaks loose in an all-out war against Ma-Ma's empire. She rules from a 200 story fortress and Dredd must defeat her. His judgment? Guilty- Death!!!
They put me in a zoo
fightin’ crime

Ma-Ma Clan has a drug that’s new
Real commotion
Drug Slo(w)-Mo(tion)

HOJ can’t stand it
Thugs runnin’ around
As Dredd, there’s no mercy
Block wars must end, gonna shut them down

[Lawlessness abounds, Clan goin’ down]

They put me in a zoo
fightin’ crime
Law time

Have a clue
Have a clue
Have a clue
Cassandra, terrific (as psychic)
I am prepared
Expect no mercy
Orders-specific

[Justice- horrific]

Obey me
They put me in a zoo
fightin’ crime
(I AM THE LAW- Judge and Jury)

… also

Executioner for Megacity

Fear Me!!!
No pity!!!
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WCJ - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Great Song Rob! It sort of plays out like the plot of Scarecrow's Psychoneurotoxic gas and Ra's al Ghul's plot to vaporize it into the atmosphere of Gotham City, Detroit. In the movie "Batman Begins" I like the way that you came up or used another true life idea in a way to match a fictional one, I do that sometimes in my parodies too! :-) 555!
Rob Arndt - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks WCJ, I just thought of Dredd off the top of my head when writing. Expect Version 12 to deal with Gotham's criminals!
Meriadoc - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Awww - I thought it was gonna be that polka-dotted guy. :)

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