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Song Parodies -> "I'm on My Twelfth Large Brew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I'm on My Twelfth Large Brew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm on my twelfth large brew:
Nineteen-ounce pints.

If I don't stop, I'm gonna spew
Still I'm pryin',
Mouth open, tryin'

To imbibe a brandy
I'm forcin' it down
It makes my legs bandy
I land on my face, flat on the ground.

I'm past my twelfth large brew--
On thirteenth pint,
Pints plight.

My lunch spewed,
My lunch spewed,
My lunch spewed,
My lunch spewed--once was chow.
One of three squares
That's now not in me. . .
Smells like a scow.

Re-beer me!
I put down twelve more brews,
Small ones this time.
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alvin rhodes - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
gushingly fun
Meriadoc - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so can't vote, but liked 're-beer' me!
AFW - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Great drinking song..
John Barry - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Merry, AFW.
Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I can so relate, JAB - there's nothing I like better after 12 pints of beer than a brandy! - lol - 555
Red Ant - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Never mix different types of alcohol, or you WILL puke (in a bush, and discover a dog eating it the next morning, or so I've heard...), and probably also have a horrid hangover. One question though: 19 oz pints?
Mel Gibson - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thish ish the mosht fabuloush shong parody I've ever sheen.
Peregrin - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this one John ! :)

Merry ? DKTOS ? Errrm, think CCR and think again ? ;-p

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