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Song Parodies -> "Saint Nick's Bad Elf Named Stu"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Saint Nick's Bad Elf Named Stu"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Saint Nick's bad elf named Stu
Is out of line.
He gives naughty kids toys and booze
When they're lyin';
With them he's lyin'.
He is causing Santa
Grumpiness and frowns.
So like a stern daddy
Nick gets heavyhanded. . .lays law down.
Saint Nick's bad elf named Stu
Will now do time,
'Bout time!
He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu to hoosegow.
And leaves him there,
Penitentiary,
Stu's goose cooked now.
Endeered, [sic] he.
They put in cell with Stu
The haul-sleigh nine.
Is out of line.
He gives naughty kids toys and booze
When they're lyin';
With them he's lyin'.
He is causing Santa
Grumpiness and frowns.
So like a stern daddy
Nick gets heavyhanded. . .lays law down.
Saint Nick's bad elf named Stu
Will now do time,
'Bout time!
He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu,
He lugs Stu to hoosegow.
And leaves him there,
Penitentiary,
Stu's goose cooked now.
Endeered, [sic] he.
They put in cell with Stu
The haul-sleigh nine.
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Far out and funny
Okay... Exchange my comment from yesterday this is my favorite Spell
bad elf, no biscuit...hey i hear screamin' jay is changin' his tune to "i put a john barry on you"
Thanks AFW, Matthias, Alvin (70% of the way there).
HA! Nice one. What's next "Rude Olph"? 555
I'm surprised MacArthur hasn't dropped by yet...
... Funny... I thought Stu was spelt Stew.. shows what I know... But anyways, Great song, 5-5-5
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