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Song Parodies -> "Reichenberg Aimed at You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Reichenberg Aimed at You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Following the D-Day invasion, German officials became more receptive to the idea of a manned flying bomb. With war turning against them, the German high command grasped at just about any chance to turned the Allied tide. The manned Fi 103 (aka V-1) was a concept that even a year before would have been unthinkable. While the pilot was intended to aim the craft at the target and then bail out, the odds of success were very slim indeed due to the Argus pulsejet above the cockpit. The Fi 103 was designed to be launched from a He 111 and while 175 were produced, none were fired in anger. V/KG 200 was to be the unit responsible for their use and Hanna Reitsch herself promoted the idea, having flown both a prone V-1 and the R-IV version (although she herself would not be piloting one, instead organizing an all-female LW unit in March 1945). While none of the R-IVs were used in combat, the He-111 did launch many V-1s at Britain and other targets...
Reichenberg aimed at you
suicide ‘45

V/KG 200 wanted you
V-1 supplyin’
Manned bomb flyin’

Luftwaffe couldn’t stand it
Armies closin’ ‘round
V-1 had proved deadly
Reichenberg IV would take them down

Reichenberg aimed at you
suicide ‘45
…175 (produced)

Not approved
Not approved
Not approved
Hanna Reitsch led the effort
Launched from the air
500 mph speed
He-111s aircraft, short

Futility
Reichenberg aimed at you
suicide ‘45
(V/KG 200 not ready)
http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/LRG/images/fi103-1.jpg http://en.valka.cz/files/reichenberg_iv.jpg http://casadabalsa.com.br/Shopping/images/Reichenberg_1945.jpg

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David Copper - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Amazing! I never knew that the Germans were gonna do land kamikaze! What would have been the ground targets???
Patrick - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
I can't recall a single bail-out weapon that ever succeeded. Joseph Kennedy Jr died when his explosives laden B-24 exploded as he set the remote controls for bail out over the Channel.
Rob Arndt - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Italians had a radio-controlled assault plane too. Four would group with one as remote-controller. The other three woudl eb manned and then bail-out near target: http://www.airwar.ru/image/idop/bpla/ar/ar-2.jpg
Rob Arndt - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Although the Germans never used suicide craft, they did use Fw-190s to ram enemy aircraft in '44 and '45. Rammjaeger units. Fockes had reinforced wing leading edges and other armor upgrades.

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