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Song Parodies -> "Towing Vehicle was New"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Towing Vehicle was New"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

At the request of WaPrüf 5 (Department for the Study of Engineering Equipment) in 1943, the firm Lauster in Stuttgart built a modular vehicle to be able to tow new heavy German armored vehicles in development for the German army. When the two separate armored units were mated, each equipped with a Maybach HL 108 motor developing 235 horsepower, the vehicle could pull up to 53 tons (about enough to tow German armor up to a Panther tank). Lauster chose to go with the huge armored spiked wheels over tracks for traction over the most difficult terrain. The machine was thoroughly tested on the ground, where even a test spade was attached to dig trenches with satisfactory results, but the LW-5 did not proceed past the prototype stage despite its potential. Judged as too slow, cumbersome, and with only pivotal steering, the LW-5 towing concept faded into obscurity as latter German heavy tanks were usually towed by other heavy tanks via cables and in some cases, even experimental armored RATO units! The Wargel part of the designation comes from the Swabian word “wargeln” which means to roll.
Towing vehicle was new
from WaPrüf 5

Heer wanted to see what it could do
Pivoting motion
53 tons towin’

Mating of two separate armor units
Twin HL-108s each end
470 combined horsepower
Enough to tow a Panther and bend

Towing vehicle was new
from WaPrüf 5
1943-45

They built you
They built you
They built you
For heavy tanks to tow
Spiked wheels go anywhere
Over any terrain
LW-5 ready to roll

No military urgency
Towing vehicle was new
from WaPrüf 5
(too cumbersome, it became a curiosity)
http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/picturesm/au1.jpg

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Wild Child JIN - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Whoa! What on Earth is that thing!! or is it even from Earth! ;-D Excellent Rob, 555! :-) p.s. I know it's from Earth, b/c I know what you parody is about, it's about "The Towing vehicle from WaPrüf 5" ;-) Whatever that is? ;-D
Rob Arndt - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
The LW-5 is an extremely rare German armored vehicle... more so than the 130 ton Krupp Raumer-S: http://ww2history.ru/uploads/2008/1288780783_14-340.jpg

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