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Song Parodies -> "Female Red, White, & Blue"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Female Red, White, & Blue"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Michele Bachmann sure made an impression for another strong, experienced female Republican candidate for 2012 for those squeamish about a Palin Presidency. She has been a Senator and Congresswoman for 11 years, is strongly against same-sex marriages and gun restrictions but is for the economy, a strong defense, making English the official language of the US, and no amnesty for illegal immigrants. She is a mother of 5 with 23 adopted children she helped raise- hates abortion with a passion and isn't afraid to say so. She stands on a personal platform of integrity, morality, and she brings experience to the table with real goals having served on several committees for energy, defense, and the economy. Obama can brag about killing Osama, but add these to the list of things he killed: jobs, the economy, healthcare (in its current corrupt and weak, Unconstitutional form), as well as the American Dream. WHEN does HE accept responsibility for HIS ACTIONS IN OFFICE since it is year 3 out of 4 in his first (and hopefully ONLY) term??? Bachmann _may_ be the answer. If I was Romney I would not make Guiliani's mistake of 2008 with the early lead and assume he will hold it. ...
Female Red, White, & Blue
It’s about time

Michele Bachmann has something to prove
She wasn’t lyin’
YES, she’s runnin’

Democrats can’t stand it
Tea Party runnin’ around
Get ready to be beat badly,
Cuz in 2012 a REP’s gonna take Obama down

Female Red, White, & Blue
It’s about time
Let her shine

They love you
They love you
They love you
Gonna proclaim it LOUD!!!
And we REPs really care
Gonna lift America out of despair
Michele Bachmann 2012 will draw crowds

Ultimate equality
Female Red, White, & Blue
It’s about time
(Give Obama the boot finally)!!!

[Sarah Palin still remains a candidate, quietly]



Michele Bachmann: http://conservativedailynews.com/2011/05/michele-bachmann-2012-presidential-profile/

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