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Song Parodies -> "Star Protest over Peru"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Star Protest over Peru"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In recent news, Peruvian star of "The New World" Q'orianka Kilcher protested in Washington D.C at the White House for a second June against the Peruvian Govt. selling land to oil companies. Charges against her from last June were dropped the same day. She had previously chained herself to the White House fence while mother Saskia Kilcher poured an unknown black substance over her to protest a meeting between visiting Peruvian President Alan Garcia and US President Barak Obama. She was arrested last time, but not this June. Her message read: LONG LIVE RESISTANCE AGAINST CORPORATE GREED AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET
Star protest over Peru
was second time

Land-for-oil was in news
She wasn’t lyin’
She was testifyin’

Kilcher couldn’t stand it
Politicians runnin’ around
Making deals secretly
Couldn’t stand oil companies drilling ground

Star protest over Peru
was second time
no jail time

I love Peru!
I love Peru!
I love Peru!
STOP DRILLING, clowns!!!
And I don’t care
If you take me away
I’ll stand my ground

Washington D.C.
Star protest over Peru
was second time
(“TheNew World” celebrity)
Q'orianka Kilcher: http://www.oneangryman.com/ken/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/qorianka_kilcher.jpg

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Hammerhead - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Kilcher is a cutie, no doubt, but that movie sucked!!!
Rob Arndt - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment
HH, I agree... so are the 1-2 bombers rating her, her movie, the song, or me ;-D
A Friend.... - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Ahhhh..... Gay Parie! ;) 555!

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