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Song Parodies -> "The Busted Well Spews Goo"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"The Busted Well Spews Goo"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The busted well still spews,
Busts the shoreline.
It slops the sands with awful goo—
Birds are dyin’,
Sea life is dyin’.
The blame, one must hand it
To all of the clowns
That are inept bandits,
Whose a$$hole antics helped good men drown.
The busted well still spews
From 9:00 to 9:00,
All the time.
Gushes goo,
Gushes crude,
Crushes food,
F**kup dudes clowned around;
Now all must share
Blame: godawful three*
Whose crimes abound.
The sea’s greased.
The busted well spews goo—
From slime comes slime.
*BP, Transocean, Halliburton
Busts the shoreline.
It slops the sands with awful goo—
Birds are dyin’,
Sea life is dyin’.
The blame, one must hand it
To all of the clowns
That are inept bandits,
Whose a$$hole antics helped good men drown.
The busted well still spews
From 9:00 to 9:00,
All the time.
Gushes goo,
Gushes crude,
Crushes food,
F**kup dudes clowned around;
Now all must share
Blame: godawful three*
Whose crimes abound.
The sea’s greased.
The busted well spews goo—
From slime comes slime.
*BP, Transocean, Halliburton
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There's that name again: Halliburton
Slick - in a good way.
Oily to bed and churlish to rise makes a man...John A. Barry! I put more fives on you! ;D
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