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Song Parodies -> "Chastity Belt for You!"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Chastity Belt for You!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
"Chastity belt for you—
You've crossed the line!"
That's what the cuckold king said to
His Regina
'cause her v@gina
Had just been manhandled
By his jester clown.
On his knees he'd dandled
Her, massive manhood mounted in mound.
"I've got to quell that lu-
bricious pastime,
A crime!"
The king's rule
Is old school.
To the fool
He said, "You'll
Right now bow,
Positioned where
Your back faces me
And my endow-
ment is well felt by you
In the behind.
You've crossed the line!"
That's what the cuckold king said to
His Regina
'cause her v@gina
Had just been manhandled
By his jester clown.
On his knees he'd dandled
Her, massive manhood mounted in mound.
"I've got to quell that lu-
bricious pastime,
A crime!"
The king's rule
Is old school.
To the fool
He said, "You'll
Right now bow,
Positioned where
Your back faces me
And my endow-
ment is well felt by you
In the behind.
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My fav of the bunch, John! makes me think of Woody Allen in Everything You Always Wanted To know About Sex, when he was running a lance into the queen's belt to get in open!
made me belt out laughter
Hey, there Pirate Jack, ~Duke 0'Mass~ Are you gettin' a little 'rusty' back there in the SNOW country, MonSieur Barry, Le Marquis de b.V.d ? ?
Thanks, Mark, Alvin, Madame (snow country?!)
Ha ha ha ha! That was great! super. Funny stuff, John.
Funniest one of your multiple versions I've seen yet
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