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Song Parodies -> "Kucinich, Fellow Who. . . ."

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Kucinich, Fellow Who. . . ."

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Kucinich, fellow who
Comes from Plan Nine
From Outer space; the guy's cuckoo--
See things flyin',
But no denyin'
His wife is glamorous.
How'd this stunted clown
Get to be amorous
With this fox, red tresses flowin' down?

He's got a belle who's too
Tall for this pint-
Sized mite,
Fellow who
Sounds cuckoo,
And sees U-
FO's, too. You ask, how
Big is he there?

That must be why he
Has the fox frau
So endeared.

Kucinich, fellow who
Must swing some pipe.*


*Jon Stewart's speculation as to the explanation for Dennis' wife.

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Agrimorfee - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Not only a multiplicitous Amirighter, but a non-partisan one as well, is John Barry. :)
alvin - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'
2Eagle - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Do I detect envy here? The guy may not be much to look at, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't be a good president.
MrMacphisto - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Good stuff, but yeah, Dennis is like the Ron Paul of the Democrats. He's sincere and honest, but that's exactly why he will never become president. Rising up the political ladder is much like the corporate ladder. You have to backstab as many people as possible to advance in most cases.
John Jenkins - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job of pointing out that Representative Kucinich's wife is 30 years younger than he is and his other eccentricities.
Max Power - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Kucinich flew into the Cuckoo's nest

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