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Song Parodies -> "I Will Rappel That Butte"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Rappel That Butte"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I will rappel that butte,
A steep decline.
This outcropping is a real beaut.
Down I'm flyin',
Lit'rally flyin'.
My climbing companion
Forget to tie down
My rope; to the canyon's
Craggy, cactus-crammed bottom I'm bound.
Upward I yell: "Galoot,
Cacti have spines
Like tines!!"
The pain shoots
Through my glutes
And my boots. . .
Tasty fruits, cactus chow.
But I don't care
'bout cacstronomy
Where I am now.
Spines speared me!
I plan to tell that brute:
"Tie it next time!!"
[fade on sound of bodily extraction from cactus patch]
A steep decline.
This outcropping is a real beaut.
Down I'm flyin',
Lit'rally flyin'.
My climbing companion
Forget to tie down
My rope; to the canyon's
Craggy, cactus-crammed bottom I'm bound.
Upward I yell: "Galoot,
Cacti have spines
Like tines!!"
The pain shoots
Through my glutes
And my boots. . .
Tasty fruits, cactus chow.
But I don't care
'bout cacstronomy
Where I am now.
Spines speared me!
I plan to tell that brute:
"Tie it next time!!"
[fade on sound of bodily extraction from cactus patch]
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Ya get extra points for using "Galoot"
A real butte, John... and ditto re `galoot`!
amazing how you keep re-inventing this tune
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