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Song Parodies -> "Borg and 8472"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell On You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Borg and 8472"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Borg couldn't assimilate Species 8472 and paid a high price for trying. Tens of millions of drones killed and hundreds of worlds destroyed. The Borg were forced to make a deal with Voyager's Captain Janeway or perish.
Borg and 8472
Undine won't die

Fluidic Space drew the Cubes
No assimilatin'
Biologics retaliatin'

Voyager took a chance to mix
Borg deal was very sound
Seven of Nine agreement
Joint task to take the Undine down

Borg and 8472
Undine won't die
Borg defied...

Bio clues
Infection doom
Weapon soon
To contaminate and erase
Undine not spared
From disease
Retreated to their wormhole place

Victory!
Borg and 8472
Undine DID die
(Nanoprobe warhead was a feat)



Borg invaded Fluidic Space in 2373 and were repelled by Species 8472 which operate in a bio environment using biotechnology as defense. Extremely cunning and invulnerable to human and Borg weapons, the only thing that could bring the Undine down was contamination of a bio weapon based on nanoprobes. In return for cooperation, Voyager was allowed to pass through Borg Space in the Delta Quadrant unharmed.

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Rob Arndt - July 27, 2018 - Report this comment
The Borg lost 327 Cubes to the Undine!

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