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Song Parodies -> "She’ll Put a Belt on You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"She’ll Put a Belt on You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
She’ll put a belt on you—
or cat-o’-nine.
Either of them will nicely do
First some tyin’ up,
then the applyin’.
Soon will come the lashing…
a sibilant sound
as the leather’s crashing
onto skin with a hiss, then rebounds.
She’ll put that belt on you
time after time:
then ’ nine ’.
Her purview’s
beating you
till she views
blue, red hues.
Then it’s down
she’ll put her wares
disciplinary
and say, “Come ’round
and see me.
Here’s what I’m telling you:
next day, same time!”
or cat-o’-nine.
Either of them will nicely do
First some tyin’ up,
then the applyin’.
Soon will come the lashing…
a sibilant sound
as the leather’s crashing
onto skin with a hiss, then rebounds.
She’ll put that belt on you
time after time:
then ’ nine ’.
Her purview’s
beating you
till she views
blue, red hues.
Then it’s down
she’ll put her wares
disciplinary
and say, “Come ’round
and see me.
Here’s what I’m telling you:
next day, same time!”
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