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Song Parodies -> "(What Kind of) People Buy THIS Canned Food?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"(What Kind of) People Buy THIS Canned Food?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 3300th parody. Oh boy, this list is long... hope I don't gross-out Jonathan ;-)
(What Kind of) people buy THIS canned food?
Blows the mind!
This inventory's not so good:
Canned cheeseburgers, bacon
Canned meat pudding, there's no fakin'!
Creamed Armadillo, can't handle it
Canned possum and Rattlesnake goin' round
Canned Mole Crickets - Obama would love 'em
Roasted Scorpion, pass it around!
(Manhattan Style Fish A-holes for the crowds?)
(What kind of) people but THIS canned food?
Blows the mind!
Roadkill and slime...
Escargot
Canned chicken, whole
Squid, oh no!
Pizza doesn't belong in tin
Gourmet frog legs, Quail eggs
How 'bout Reindeer Pate?
Pork Brains in Milk Gravy? A sin?
Grasshopper Red Curry
(What kind of) people buy THIS canned food?
Blows the mind!
(NOT on the shelf at Walmart. No hurry)
Can't even find this sh-t in a dumpster dive!!!
Blows the mind!
This inventory's not so good:
Canned cheeseburgers, bacon
Canned meat pudding, there's no fakin'!
Creamed Armadillo, can't handle it
Canned possum and Rattlesnake goin' round
Canned Mole Crickets - Obama would love 'em
Roasted Scorpion, pass it around!
(Manhattan Style Fish A-holes for the crowds?)
(What kind of) people but THIS canned food?
Blows the mind!
Roadkill and slime...
Escargot
Canned chicken, whole
Squid, oh no!
Pizza doesn't belong in tin
Gourmet frog legs, Quail eggs
How 'bout Reindeer Pate?
Pork Brains in Milk Gravy? A sin?
Grasshopper Red Curry
(What kind of) people buy THIS canned food?
Blows the mind!
(NOT on the shelf at Walmart. No hurry)
Can't even find this sh-t in a dumpster dive!!!
Here are some others not mentioned: Canned Bamboo worms, Silkworms Pupae, Sushi, Fish balls, Alligator, and the canned Hot Dog!!!
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Well, being canned, at least it won't go... bad?
The bigger question is WHO eats this stuff???
What store do you go to? Remind me not to go there.
I don't think I've ever seen any of these things canned in any of the Import shops or ethnic Delis I go to. Got the inspiration from Onslaught 's parody of Armadillo and Pickles!
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