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Song Parodies -> "You Got a Snail on You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"You Got a Snail on You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
You got a snail on you;
the trail of slime
is a gooey translucent glue
that is tryin’
to commence dryin’.
It looks pretty nasty
all slathered around
on your haberdash’ry.
Though you didn’t ask me, I expound:
“You got a snail on you—
wipe off the slime.”
All that goo’s
stuck on you
and its hue’s
kinda blue
as sun rounds
celestial sphere,
all refractory,
unblocked by clouds.
It’s sereing!
Now all that snaily goo
is hardened slime.
the trail of slime
is a gooey translucent glue
that is tryin’
to commence dryin’.
It looks pretty nasty
all slathered around
on your haberdash’ry.
Though you didn’t ask me, I expound:
“You got a snail on you—
wipe off the slime.”
All that goo’s
stuck on you
and its hue’s
kinda blue
as sun rounds
celestial sphere,
all refractory,
unblocked by clouds.
It’s sereing!
Now all that snaily goo
is hardened slime.
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Nice seeing you casting some Spells, JAB. You gave me an idea with this one. 555 on all submissions today :)
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