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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Stop Sniffin' Glue!"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Stop Sniffin' Glue!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The perils of inhaling toxic stuff...
I can't stop sniffin' glue
Crossed the line

Love the smell of toxic fumes
Intoxicating inhalant
In my nose and trachea

It's such a bad habit
Listenin' to Ramones
Hate societal values
This obsession is oh so strong!
(Punk youth can't be wrong)

I can't stop sniffin' glue
Blows my mind
Euphoria time...

Toxic glue
Double views
Color hues
Hallucinations abound
I need some air
My heart is racing
I hear the ambulance sound

Cardiac arrest
I can't stop sniffin' glue
T'was the last time
(Now I'm laid to rest)

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Patrick - November 03, 2015 - Report this comment
When I was 10 years old, I built a lot of plastic model airplanes. I could walk to a neighborhood store and buy some outstanding glue that would fuse the plastic together. When I was 16 I came upon a model kit and tried to buy some glue. The store would not sell it to me because I was under age. That was the day I became an anarcho-libertarian and have despised all authority ever since. Things have only gotten worse. It said right on the tube not to inhale. Even at the age of 10 I was smart enough to take that sound advice. Just because some teenagers were too dumb to read, why should I be denied something I wanted? Just to satisfy my curiosity I got hold of a jar of Elmer's Wood Glue. Held it up to my nose and inhaled. Didn't do anything for me.
Rob Arndt - November 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Remember sniffing carbon sheets in school ;-)
Michael Pacholek - November 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Amiright! I love that, after all the things he ingested, the thing that sent Lloyd Bridges over the edge (literally) was that infamous gateway drug.
Rob Arndt - November 04, 2015 - Report this comment
MP, that's where I got the inspiration from- "Airplane!!!"
Patrick - November 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Michael, are you quitting? Not when we have another 12 months of what promise to be some of the most parody-worthy politics in US history!
Callmelennie - November 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Now try it to Ray Charles's "I Can't Stop Loving You." ;-D
Rob Arndt - November 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks CML. Could also be "I Can't Stop Bluffing You" with cards!

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