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Song Parodies -> "Israel & Panzer Troops"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Israel & Panzer Troops"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Israel is hosting the 1st Panzer Division in southern Israel for joint urban warfare exercises! They brought 5 armored vehicles and 110 troops. This was once unthinkable! German ties to Israel are stronger due to Merkel's apology for the Holocaust, Defense Minister Ursula von der Leyen's expansion of joint military R&D, and the Deutsche Marine Patrols of Lebanese waters for arms smuggling.
Israel & Panzer troops
Joint exercise
110 Panzer troops
Some heavy armor
Urban warfare
Close security relationship
Dolphin sales abound
Deutsche Marine off Lebanon
Joint R&D is sound
(Firearms, armor, Israel-bound)
Israel & Panzer troops
Joint exercise
To save lives
No more gloom
No more doom
Israel approves
Of Israeli-German cooperation
7 decades later
A sight to see
Luftwaffe, Marine, Heer participation!
2015
Israel & Panzer troops
Joint exercise
(After Holocaust some healing)
Joint exercise
110 Panzer troops
Some heavy armor
Urban warfare
Close security relationship
Dolphin sales abound
Deutsche Marine off Lebanon
Joint R&D is sound
(Firearms, armor, Israel-bound)
Israel & Panzer troops
Joint exercise
To save lives
No more gloom
No more doom
Israel approves
Of Israeli-German cooperation
7 decades later
A sight to see
Luftwaffe, Marine, Heer participation!
2015
Israel & Panzer troops
Joint exercise
(After Holocaust some healing)
Note: Luftwaffe present at joint air exercises on the ground. German warplanes still a touchy issue but joint exercises in the Med are upcoming.
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