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Song Parodies -> "Agents Tried Magpul"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Agents Tried Magpul"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
It seems that the US Secret Service is NOT getting the new Magpul FMG-9 after all...
Agents tried Magpul
SMG 9
They tried out new folder techno
10" well-hidden
20" extendin'
Easy to handle it
Box mag- 32 rounds
Polymer framing
Empty, weighed a mere 17 oz
(Thus proving that the concept was sound)
Agents tried Magpul
Fine SMG 9
Like MP-5
Covert use
Some carried two
Good reviews
But a flaw in design
Unfolding scare
Not so easy
Took much more time
(Pres life on the line)
Not to be
Agents tried Magpul
Fine SMG
(Still cling to MPs and P-90s)
SMG 9
They tried out new folder techno
10" well-hidden
20" extendin'
Easy to handle it
Box mag- 32 rounds
Polymer framing
Empty, weighed a mere 17 oz
(Thus proving that the concept was sound)
Agents tried Magpul
Fine SMG 9
Like MP-5
Covert use
Some carried two
Good reviews
But a flaw in design
Unfolding scare
Not so easy
Took much more time
(Pres life on the line)
Not to be
Agents tried Magpul
Fine SMG
(Still cling to MPs and P-90s)
MPs refer to MP-5A3, SD, K while the P-90 is made by FN. Both are 9x19 mm
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The Kansas City, Kansas cops have some sort of .40 caliber SMG, but I can't remember which one. During the ammo shortages, .40 was always available, but there were times you couldn't find 9mm.
Probably a variant MP-5/40 or Colt AR /M-16 .40 variant. Taurus makes a MT-9 that also has a MT-40 variant. The latest SMG I find interesting is the Evo-Scorpion. HK is looking back into caseless again, so maybe a future MP-11??? With the new HK MP-7, however, PDWs look to eliminate SMGs altogether...
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