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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Expel This Poo"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Expel This Poo"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I can't expel this poo. . .
Adamantine,
Won't move no matter what I do.
I've been tryin'
To get it pliant.
You know, I All-Bran'd it;
It wouldn't come out.
It's got vexed laxity,
But a dose of Ex-Lax made it spout.
My can expelled this poo
And I feel fine,
Just fine!
I launched poo,
I launched doo,
My haunch moved. . .
Unstanched poo! Like a cow
Whose derrière's
Dairy fare won't cease. . .
It once was chow.
I'm empty.
The dinner bell rings: "food."
It's time to dine.
Adamantine,
Won't move no matter what I do.
I've been tryin'
To get it pliant.
You know, I All-Bran'd it;
It wouldn't come out.
It's got vexed laxity,
But a dose of Ex-Lax made it spout.
My can expelled this poo
And I feel fine,
Just fine!
I launched poo,
I launched doo,
My haunch moved. . .
Unstanched poo! Like a cow
Whose derrière's
Dairy fare won't cease. . .
It once was chow.
I'm empty.
The dinner bell rings: "food."
It's time to dine.
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Nice stuff... had to look up `adamantine'... thought it might have been just some made up Wolverine/X-man argot! (but I was pretty sure it wasn't a `comestible')
great job...this coulda been a smooshie of "spell" and jay's "constipation blues"
Thanks, TJC, Alvin (damn, with I were familiar with CB).
Once again, it seems like there are too many parodies of this nature being submitted. Can we limit toilet humour parodies to, say, only one per week? Or one per three-day period? They do get tiresome after a while.
In retrospect, maybe this wasn't the best week to release this particular parody...
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