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Song Parodies -> "New Medal Fit for Whom?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"New Medal Fit for Whom?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Since the US ME wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, drones have come into widespread use as a needed tool to fight the Taliban, foreign insurgents, and Al Qaida. But a new medal called the Distinguished Warfare Medal for the drone operators (aka "Joystick Jockeys") is causing quite a stir with angry ground troops and the Joint Chiefs of Staff over issue to personell that are never in harms way; in fact, their operating trailers may sit hundreds to thousands of miles away in luxury of air conditioning and heating, use of toilet facilities, and access to food. These personell never face the enemy on battlefronts, never fire an actual firearm, do not take real wounds, or get blown up by IEDs. So do they deserve a combat medal? Most think not even though they contribute to the war effort. In most cases. however, the presence of a Predator, Reaper, or Sentinel over the enemy just instills rage in them to hit physical US troop assest in the region or to harm innocent civilians in reprisal raids against villages. The operators effectiveness is less than impressive b/c of all the collateral damage they cause to take out as low as ONE terrorist, with hundreds killed or injured for life, many of whom are innocent women and children. Should they receive a medal of distinction for that carnage? Most are arguing NO!!!
New medal fit for whom?
Needs declined

The Joint Chiefs not sure to approve
Absent fightin’
War drones pilotin’

Never faced an insurgent
No boots on the ground
Aerial attacks deadly
But not in danger, trailers not around

[1000s of miles away safe & sound]

New medal fit for whom?
Should be declined
For time

Fit for who?
What skills used?
Combat crude
Kills the innocent too
Not over there
Facing guns, IEDs
REAL troops feel screwed

[Award is abuse]

Cancel please
New medal fit for whom?
Should be declined
(Distinguished Warfare Medal is asinine)

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Patrick - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Will they be eligible for this medal for attacking US citizens on American soil? The feds have already claimed the right to shoot down airliners they believe have been hijacked if they are headed toward "restricted" (fedgov) air space.
AFW - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody deserves a medal...good job
Old Man Ribber - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - As Patrick suggested, you can't win the Purple Heart for killing U.S. citizens on U.S. soil. My, how the priorities have changed! ;D
Dave W. - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
I agree with AFW..
Rob Arndt - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Maybe the Pentegon could have Toys R Us and Game Stop develop the Visual Combat with the Least Collateral Damage Medal of Optical Valor in plastic made by Mattel!!! And if you kill a village of Paki innocent sbut accidentally kill one terrorist amongst them, then possibly a Missing Heart award (aka the Tin Man Award). For joystick jockying the Cowardly Lion Star. ATA kill? The Crimson Skies Distinguised Service Cross. etc...

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