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Song Parodies -> "Wearable Tech for You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Wearable Tech for You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

As if it weren't enough of a tech overload to have to carry cell phones, Smartphones, laptops, Kindles, and tablets... now comes the brilliant idea of Google fashion and accessories coming soon. While some of the ideas such as a jacket that auto-heats in cold weather makes sense, others are contributing to more E-dependency for daily life. Smartglasses will be able to not only record and take pics on voice command but will incorporate GPS and an eyes-on visual display that will include the Internet!!! Can you imagine driving with Smartglasses on and watching YouTube? Then there's the Smartwatch with all the Smartphone tech on a circular display and also under voice command. So eventually we will have massive crowds talking to machines in public instead of people. Endless, mindless chatter and growing dependency on all things electronic. Google and Apple could not be happier as the human body is reduced to a mere tech load-bearing rack. Promotions are in place right now for human guinea pigs to test-out the gadgets. Arrival to general public? Two years...
Wearable tech for you
mod designs

Google and others to fit you
Smartwatch gadget
Self-heatin’ jacket

Tech wizards can’t stand it
New Hi-Tech abounds
Competition speedy
Gotta be the first to break new ground

[Google tech fashions will wow the crowds]

Wearable tech for you
New Mod designs
New lines

Smartglass zooms
Records moves
Snaps pics too
Senses overloaded
Buyers beware
E-dependence (dis)ease
Tech explosion

[Tech nerds gloatin‘]

(Runaway) Technology
Wearable tech for you
New Mod designs
(Body load-bearing rack guinea pig)

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John Barry - March 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Ah, watching porn while driving!
Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Pleasant distractions. ;D

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