Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "7.62 (mm) SVU"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"7.62 (mm) SVU"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Russian 7.62mm SVU sniper assault rifle is a complete reworking of the old reliable SVD Druganov into a bullpup with added selector switch, PSO-1 optics, an optional swiveling bipod, and a cylindrical combo flash hider/suppressor. It has a normal 10-rd mag and fires 7.62x54R mm rounds out to 1300m max and 800m effective ranges. It is a specialty weapon for the Red Army starting in Chechnya but also used by the Ministry of Interior for counter-terrorist and HRU duties. Weighs 12 lbs and has ability to fire fully-automatic in close quarters combat in an emergency (880 rpm)! An impressive weapon...
7.62 (mm) SVU
dual-role use

SVD as bullpup, improved
Was modified
Added complex sights

Fighting terrorist bandits
Was Chechnya bound
Assault-sniper deadly
Russian Army shot scores of thugs down

[Optics and suppressor- sight, no sound]

7.62 (mm) SVU
dual-role use
Improved

Works real good
Works real good
Works real good
For Army, MoI
Full-auto rare
Just emergencies
10 rounds all fly

[At CQ times]

Snipers pleased
7.62 (mm) SVU
Dual-role use
(Much better than the SVD)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   7
 7
 7
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
SVU sniper assault rifle (soldier in background with AK-100 series rifle): http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mhD5YOjJpoc/TlExA-ZhFDI/AAAAAAAAlCo/l1W4v6HaqOk/s1600/02untitled2.jpg

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/screaminjayhawkins1066.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 981