Song Parodies -> "Showed What a Girl Can Do"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

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"Showed What a Girl Can Do"

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The Lyrics

Patrick, another heroine for you. During WW2 there was a reporter (some say journalist) that worked for the Times that was marked for death by a Mafia hit squad. Her FBI protectors failed but this woman killed her would-be assassins herself! Worked for some domestic agency until Pearl Harbor and then joined US Army Intel. Tracked a German double-agent at GM and killed him as well. Was rewarded with a GM .45 Arbitrator custom pistol, was relocated, and had name changed to Bess Morgan Albright. A New Yorker, Bess was born in 1916 in Albany, NY and was known for her long, blonde hair and curvy body. People called her "Sunshine". One of many little-known heroines of WW2. The gun reward is also unique- a OOAK weapon. It is claimed to be a modified Colt .45 but is not found in their history. GM's Lamp Light Div. made Liberator pistols for resistance fighters in Europe.

Showed what a girl can do
was 29

Mafia hit squad after you
Lacked protection
Took own actions

Army hunted bandit
Spy runnin’ round
Encounter was deadly
Bess once again took enemy down

[GM Arbitrator reward found]

Showed what a girl can do
was 29
In ‘45

She was moved
She was moved
She was moved
Had nickname of “Sunshine”
Her long, blonde hair
And curvy body
Heroine divine

[Brave for the time]

Killed Nazi
Showed what a girl can do
was 29
(Name change for security)

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Patrick - December 08, 2012 - Report this comment

I always like those stories when victims get the drop on their tormentors and blow them away. I've never heard of anyone actually being shot with a Liberator, except for a factory worker who accidentally killed himself while test-firing one at the factory. Some outfit is making reproductions with rifled barrels, to comply with the silly laws. I've seen a few test reports of gun writers firing them, only once! This woman has a story that is worth telling, but I can understand why she probably preferred not to have too much of it made public.

Rob Arndt - December 08, 2012 - Report this comment

The GM .45 Arbitrator was said to be a modified Colt 1911, but I've never found it disclosed in any Colt book- ever. The German equivalents are the single Sauer Amboss that fired compression rounds, the Austrian and German-derived "flak gas" guns, and the test guns that fired German rocket bullets (although the actual rocket bullet pics ARE available)!

Lifeliver - December 09, 2012 - Report this comment

Hi Rob. Haven't dropped in on your many parodies for a while, though I see you have a solid, well-earned fanbase.. This story interested me, sounds like there's a good movie in it. Normally military history and weaponry don't interest me much, nor your marathon 'Spell-off' with JAB. It's nothing personal - just wanted you to know that. Also, I've heard you have a few medical issues. If so, I wish you the best.

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