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Song Parodies -> "French Resistance Hero"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"French Resistance Hero"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The real heroine behind the "Charlotte Gray" novel and movie (played by Cate Blachett) was Nancy Wake who was born in NZ, but grew-up in Australia. She moved to Europe and became a young journalist that married a rich Frenchman named Henri in Marseille just before the war. When war broke out, she volunteered for service but was only offered canteen duty. Infuriated, she returned to France when the invasion came and started to be a courier. That got her noticed by S.O.E. and she received training with them on hand-to-hand combat, firearms, explosives, and parachuting. Returning to France she helped train various Maquis groups that were nothing more than rabble, turning them into skilled fighters. They harassed the Germans endlessly and Wake herself killed many Germans with her Sten and also with her bare hands. She became known as the "White Mouse" and the Germans offered 5 million Francs for her capture (they wanted to humiliate her, torture her, and then ship her back to Germany for beheading). She eluded capture and aided with D-Day, delaying the 2nd SS Panzer Divison by 16 days to Normandy! A wonderful and glamourous woman, she remained faithful to her husband and was saddened that he was captured by the Germans and shot. This was a woman that prior to WW2 lived a life of champagne, caviar, and luxury who traded it in for fierce fighting against a hated enemy. She recently died in London at age 98.
French Resistance hero
crossed the lines

Nancy Wake had so much to do
Lives worth savin’
S.O.E. trainin’

Germans couldn’t stand it
Female fighter round
Her exploits were deadly
5 million Francs reward if she were found

[Helped the Maquis, fought Germans on the ground]

French Resistance hero
crossed the lines
Many times

By parachute
By parachute
By parachute
To assist with D-Day
Caused many scares
Brave girl was she
Panzers delayed

[Harassing raids]

Ferocity
French Resistance hero
crossed the lines
(At 98 died recently)




http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2011/08/08/1226110/702962-nancy-wake.jpg

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Patrick - December 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Our nation needs heroes and heroines like that today. Glad to learn she lived to an advanced age.
WCJ - December 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Une parodie beau Rob , rien de pire que les Allemands nazis sablé , 555 ! ("A beautiful parody Rob, nothing worse than those blasted Nazi Germans, 555!") and I'll be returning soon, with a parody of Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel, which is very near completion, I have had a death of someone close recently, which has really changed things around my house, and slowed things down a great bit. But, lately, things are starting to get back on track and to normal. Great Parody! :-)

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