When the Berlin Wall fell, East Germans drove their little plastic 2 stroke engine Trabant cars into Prague and Berlin and just walked away from them, creating a disposal problem. Now, of course, they are collector's items. Generally prohibited from import into the United States. Who are the Commie Totalitarians now?

I thought up and posted this song in 15 minutes. I trust it looks like it. If you haven't heard of the Trabant, just think "Yugo". The doors of the Trabant were said to be made from cotton waste from a textile mill and stiffened with resin from a paint factory. Two stroke engines require the driver to mix oil directly into the gasoline. The last verse is directed at the congress of the United States and its freedom-robbing bureaucratic lackeys. If a politician doesn't think I should have the right to buy and drive a Trabant, then he is not fit to hold office or even claim the title of "American". He should be stripped of his pension and deported. I mean it. There is a Washington Wall that still needs to be toppled.